Someone's Gonna Die.
You know, cats are awesome. I love them. I love mine. But right now, I AM FURIOUS.
When I moved in September, I decided to go the swanky route and buy my first-ever duvet. So it may have been an Ikea duvet ... that's beside the point. Swanksville, population me.
Three days later, one of my cats peed on it. I threw it out.
This past weekend, I sucked it up, told myself to risk it, and I bought my second (Ikea) duvet. This time, with a cover. The past few nights I may have lived in fear, knowing that at any time my new cuddly protector could be tarnished. This morning, I even bunched it up, so as to minimize possible pee zones.
Tonight, I found a puddle of pee on the corner. Yes, three days later. I think the cover may be somewhat of a saviour, and as we speak, I'm soaking that sunavabitch with vinegar.
ARRRRRGGHHHH!!!! CURSE YOU, CATS!!!
When I moved in September, I decided to go the swanky route and buy my first-ever duvet. So it may have been an Ikea duvet ... that's beside the point. Swanksville, population me.
Three days later, one of my cats peed on it. I threw it out.
This past weekend, I sucked it up, told myself to risk it, and I bought my second (Ikea) duvet. This time, with a cover. The past few nights I may have lived in fear, knowing that at any time my new cuddly protector could be tarnished. This morning, I even bunched it up, so as to minimize possible pee zones.
Tonight, I found a puddle of pee on the corner. Yes, three days later. I think the cover may be somewhat of a saviour, and as we speak, I'm soaking that sunavabitch with vinegar.
ARRRRRGGHHHH!!!! CURSE YOU, CATS!!!
1 Comments:
And I do believe that's reason 9213843782 why I'll never have a cat. Never. (But don't tell Sweetie Pie)
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