Service With a Gum Smack
The differences in service at airport gates between Toronto and San Juan are hilarious.
Toronto: Neat uniforms, very proper appearance. Example of dialogue -- "Thank you for flying United Express. We will now start boarding passengers from rows 20 to 30. Thank you for your cooperation." (said in calm voice on loudspeaker)
San Juan: Jeans, orange traffic controller vest, extremely long nail tips. Dialogue -- (leans on podium, yells) -- "AH-KAY. Listen up. 'We're gonna start boarding the plane, so line up here." (patois, chewing gum)
I can't even write it to do justice. Just doesn't work.
Toronto: Neat uniforms, very proper appearance. Example of dialogue -- "Thank you for flying United Express. We will now start boarding passengers from rows 20 to 30. Thank you for your cooperation." (said in calm voice on loudspeaker)
San Juan: Jeans, orange traffic controller vest, extremely long nail tips. Dialogue -- (leans on podium, yells) -- "AH-KAY. Listen up. 'We're gonna start boarding the plane, so line up here." (patois, chewing gum)
I can't even write it to do justice. Just doesn't work.
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